the weekly segment: overheard in church

i had no idea that john donne and bon jovi were contemporaries:

"i think it was Bon Jovi who said it best when they sang the lyrics "no man is an island".

-over the pulpit, boston, massachusetts

patience comes to those who wait and love rocker music from the 80's:

"i'd been praying for an answer and hadn't gotten it. so i was sick of waiting and told Heavenly Father that i was giving up and not waiting any longer. i decided to just zone out and turned on the radio when "patience" by Guns N Roses came on. i know God was saying to me to be patient. he answered my prayer through axle rose."

-relief society, boston, massachusetts